If I may suggest, establishing democracy should be also be high on your priority list.

I don't know how he became president-elect, but I assume democracy was involved.

So, yes, Wilson . . . please do start by letting Dr. Solganick know that there aren't any actual English major upperclassmen at this school that have a GPA higher than 3.8. I'll slide right in the door as soon as they actually open it.

Nope, no PAT (is it PAT? I hate Greek!) But you might want to sign a treaty with the Webb Society really quick before we declare war upon you for going AWOL, or maybe dereliction of duty, and then establishing your own sovereignty! I think all that is spelled right. I'm not English major. Anyhow, just found out you had a blog from Jenny Howard and she pointed out this particular post to me, which let the pieces fall together as to why you aren't in Webb Society. I think we should merge and allow dual membership, since most people are HIPL/ENGL majors anyways.

Dear me. Militant history majors? More stodginess and less relevance, please! The engineers are getting nervous.

I apologize for failing to communicate more clearly with you my reasons for declining membership in Webb. I should have made an effort to explain the situation. Actually, I was more concerned about what it would do to my weekend schedule, although I did know some time ago that a Sigma Tau Delta leadership position would probably fall to me. I would love to join the Webb Society, but I don't want to make a commitment I won't follow through on properly.

Personally, I would like to have some sort of umbrella humanities organization on campus; combining fields might allow us to find enough students to, you know, buy some stationery or something.