March 31, 2003

Wear Clothes That Fit!

The Cynic Will Exact Vengeance Upon: People Who Wear Clothes That Are Too Small

Look... I've about had it with crazy redneck ladies who are 300 pounds and wearing tube tops. To quote Dunny: "I feel like I need an enema for my brain." Wear clothes that fit. Tube tops work great for some and not for others. Look, I'm a big guy, I know this as well as anyone... little clothes don't look good on big people. It's damned scary and disgusting. So if you're one of the guilty people, stop it. Or else the Vengeance is coming.

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at March 31, 2003 03:01 AM