1. Bob Hope
2. Generally, get up. I like daylight.
3. I would have to say #1, although I've never see either one of them. Originals are generally better than sequels.
4. Cavaliers - but Wilson, were you referring to the English Civil War or male ballet dancers? *grin*
5. Do I have to choose??? *sigh* Paris.
6. Theodore - teddy bears, hello!!
7. Abbott and Costello
8.Jazz
9. Seinfeld, I suppose
10. No pulp - I don't like textured drinks.
11. Small - I hope to own one someday, with nice comfy chairs, and coffee, and a kitty-cat.
12. Practically? final exam. Theoretically, research paper.
13. Fried - I'm from the south. :D
14. Classical
15. Brownie batter ice cream
16. Radio - I prefer music to silly sitcoms.
17. Candied popcorn
18. Long hair - I'm growing mine back out, actually.
19. Clean shaven - I've never been one for body hair. *shudders*
20. *growls* Evil, Wilson, truly evil. *shudders* Michael Moore? At least he makes entertaining movies.
21. Freeway - My car can't handle dirt roads.
22. Swift - though I am sick of Gulliver's Travels.
23. Penguins!!!!! *grin* I've always loved penguins!
24. I know more boy Jordans, so I guess boy.
25. Autumn colors go better with my hair.

1.)Bob Hope
2.)um, get up
3.)Godfather I, I suppose
4.)Cavaliers
5.)Rome
6.)Theodore
7.)Abbott and Costello
8.)classical
9.)Jerry Seinfeld
10.)NO PULP
11.)Big
12.)Research Paper
13.)Fried. Anything and everything. Even Ice Cream.
14.)Ancient Near East
15.)Ah! Can't decide....ah, shoot. Ice cream, I suppose.
16.)Television
17.)Candy
18.)Long hair
19.)Um, the first one? Not that big a deal to me.
20.)*Sighs* You had to go here? Um, Ann Coulter? Never read her stuff, but since I keep having urges to shoot Michael Moore...
21.)Freeway. More speed.
22.)Swift
23.)Penguins
24.)*Blinks* Boy?
25.)Autumn

(do you have any idea how MANY things I had to look up in Wikipedia?)

1. Red Skelton
2. mornings, 'cause, I live in the real world
3. neither. I always tell my kids to never talk with stuff in their mouths
4. roundheads
5. Rome
6. Theodore
7. Abbott and Costello
8. classical...you can listen to it longer
9. Ray Romano
10. no pulp
11. small bookstore-you may be able to talk them down in price
12. final exam-it's hard to cram a paper
13. baked
14. classical
15. I'm a peaceful person. I'll take both
16. radio by day, television by night
17. candy, especially if it's Dove's Dark Chocolate
18. long on younger girls, short on older women
19. clean-shaven are more smoochable
20. I dislike them both. But I dislike Ann slightly less...
21. dirt road for living on, freeway for driving to buy chocolate
22. Wikipedia came up with a chimney swift, and a guy who goofed around, fooled around, and had a penchant for getting into trouble. Personally, I'm goin' with the bird.
23. Penguins, 'cause they're shorter than me
24. I always thought Michael Jordan was a boy...
25. autumn, no spring, no....

claification on #2, I get up

Ah-ah-ah. No "both" (re: #15). Il faut choisir entre les deux.

*sigh*

OK, I choose I-C-E --- C-R-E-A-M!

1. Bob Hope... Afraid I haven't seen much of Red Skelton. I'd probably like him if I did.
2. I haven't figured myself out on this one! I love sleeping in, but I also love seeing the world bright and fresh and thinking of what the day ahead has in store.
3. I!
4. Ignorant
5. Well, having been in Paris a few weeks ago... I'll go with Paris. It is a fantastic city!
6. Teddy
7. Abbott and Costello
8. classical or jazz--hard decision.... I think I'll go with jazz because I like to groove a tiny bit.
9. Jerry Seinfeld. Ray makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason. Maybe he is too normal?
10. NO PULP
11. big... I love the idea of a small one.. but in a big one you can go hide on a couch and read until you're ready to go home... and they are open later.
12. research paper...always the chance of a few more days
13. baked.. at least I can pretend it is healthier
14. classical
15. ice cream
16. NPR. Need I say more?
17. popcorn
18. on gals: short says to me "adventuresome! ready to go wherever!"
19. on guys: clean-shaven
20. I refuse to choose between these two. Please send them both away.
21. dirt road -- you never quite know where it will lead you
22. Swift. Got to love the humor.
23. penguins!
24. Jordan: girl
25. autumn .. winter is coming! i much prefer winter over summer, and the beautiful colors of the trees is quite a sight.

1. Bob Hope... barely. He hired more versatile writers.
2. It's implied here that one must sleep?
3. The Godfather: I
4. Roundheads
5. Rome
6. Theodore
7. Laurel and Hardy--A&C were great radio comedians, but few of their films can begin to compare with L&H
8. tough choice, but the soundtrack of my life is predominantly Jazz
9. Ray
10. As a general rule, no pulp
11. Ummm... small...
12. final exam
13. fried
14. Ancient Near East
15. ice cream
16. Radio, as TV continually fails to attract the same level of writing talent
17. candy...though I don't eat at movies
18. Long hair, please!
19. Clean-shaven if you're not William Powell
20. PASS for pity sake
21. dirt road
22. Swift
23. penguins
24. Jordan: male
25. fall

What is this "pass"? I did not authorize you to pass.

Uh huh, yeah. Sadist.

At least Mike Moore isn't supposed to be on my side... I'll take him.

1) Red Skelton
2) Got to bed. Stupid night job
3) I, though I don't see the appeal in either
4) Cavaliers
5) Rome
6) Franklin
7) Abbot and Costello
8) Jazz, if it's 20's-50's, classical otherwise
9) Jerry Seinfeld
10) No pulp
11) Browsing or buying?
12) Final Exam
13) Baked
14) Classical
15) Cake
16) Radio, if only for NPR
17) Candy
18) Long
19) Clean
20) Michael Moore, more entertaining
21) Freeway
22) Swift
23) Penguins
24) boy
25) Autumn, winter's just around the corner!

1. Red Skelton
2. Go to bed
3. Godfather I
4. Cavaliers
5. Rome
6. Franklin Roosevelt
7. Abbott and Costello
8. Classical
9. Jerry Seinfeld
10. Neither pulp nor orange juice, thanks
11. Big
12. Final exam
13. Fried
14. Ancient
15. Ice cream
16. Television
17. Popcorn
18. Long hair
19. Clean-shaven
20. Micheal Moore (duh)
21. Freeway
22. Swift
23. Penguins
24. Boy
25. Autumn

You must have come up with these twenty-five, or you wouldn't be policing the answers so rigorously.

These are most definitely the work of Wilson. How do I know? Because I friggin don't know what half of them are! Grrr

1. Neither, but Bob Hope because I've seen him
2. Get up
3. The Godfather: haven't seen
4. cavaliers (just because I like the word)
5. can't say, never been
6. Teddy, hands down
7. No friggin clue. Are you talking about Elvis Costello the musician?
8. classical, without question
9. Jerry Seinfeld, only because I haven't seen Romano
10. orange juice: no pulp, please
11. bookstores: burn them all
12. greatly depends on the class. I would have more fun, though, doing a research paper for a harder class.
13. fried!!!
14. if history, ancient; if food, near east; and if music, classical
15. cake AND ice cream
16. television
17. movies: candy. Reese' Pieces, specifically
18. on gals: long hair or short... I just don't care.
19. what's a hirsute?
20. never seen either
21. dirt road without question. Even better with an off-road vehicle or motorcycle. :)
22. Swift
23. penguins. Because flamingoes are an icon of the insane!!!
24. Jordan: boy. My very good friend from home, in fact.
25. autumn. It's just nicer.

See? This is why I have to police the answers.

Hi, I'm Ludwhig, and apparently I need policing.

Or just a smack over the head with Wikipedia.

Oh, sure. Blame your ignorance for your inability to make decisions. I'm pretty sure you know what a bookstore is.

1. Bob Hope
2. get up
3. II
4. roundheads (I like the hats)
5. Rome
6. Theodore
7. Abott & Costello
8. it depends on the mood
9. Seinfeld
10. pulp
11. big (the more books, the better)
12. research paper
13. baked (you know, health and all)
14. ancient near east
15. ice cream
16. television
17. candy (Hot Tamales)
18. long hair
19. hirsute
20. I know nothing about Ann Coulter, so I can't comment.
21. dirt road (so I can hike)
22. Swift
23. penguins
23. boy
24. autumn

You know Wilson, a few comments about how the quiz sucks (even if it doesn't, as in the case of this one) would clear you of any accusations of having written it. And then, of course, you could police and no could call foul play.

Because clearly, people, Wilson policing his own quiz on his own blog is scandalous!