March 26, 2010

A Good Daddy

A Good Daddy needs to sound like the Daddy I heard when I was inside of Mommy's tummy
A Good Daddy needs a DEEP VOICE that I can hear when I'm crying
A Good Daddy needs to have tasty fingers that I can suck on when Mommy's nipples are tired
A Good Daddy needs to be nice and warm so that when I'm cold, he can hold me close and warm me up
A Good Daddy needs to make good "shushing" sounds so that when I'm screaming, he can calm me down
A Good Daddy needs to have a good solid thump to make me burp when my tummy is sore
A Good Daddy needs to have lots of energy to bounce me around and rock me back and forth when I need to move
A Good Daddy needs to be sneaky, because I'm a Sneaky Baby and I will outsmart lesser mortals
A Good Daddy needs fast hands to pass me to Mommy when my diaper is dirty
A Good Daddy needs to be alert, because I'm going to try to pee on him when they take my diaper off, and Good Daddies don't get soaked in pee... very often
A Good Daddy needs to make a big shadow to hide me in when the light is bright and hurts my eyes
A Good Daddy needs to have no performance anxiety when he sings to me to calm me down
A Good Daddy needs to know when to take me on a walk because Mommy is tired
A Good Daddy needs to love me

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at March 26, 2010 10:29 PM | TrackBack