When Iowans ask me about living in Texas and what Texas is like, it's the gems like this that I pass along to them and say "yeah, that's Texas."
To quote the relevant part for posterity:
A Smith County woman told authorities she arrived home to find a man walking out of her residence, who claimed he only wanted to make her some cornbread.According to reports from the Smith County Sheriff's Office, the woman called deputies to her home on County Road 219 after she encountered a neighbor leaving her home.
The report stated the woman also found her blankets had been removed from her bed and spread out on the floor. Charges are expected in the case.
Oh Texas, you so crazy.
Posted by Vengeful Cynic at August 19, 2009 04:11 PM | TrackBack