March 08, 2005

Heard in Speech

Wondrous things I heard in a speech in Col. Payton's Speech class today:

"My speech today is on the American Fag[sic] and its meaning, proper care, how to fold it and store it, and how to post it correctly."

"So you don't want to burn the American Flag in your back yard with your leaves or your neighbor from Vietnam will come over and hurt you."

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at March 8, 2005 11:45 PM | TrackBack