February 02, 2005

Jihad

Today marks the official beginning of the Jihad against Inanity in Digital Communication. The chief object of my ire is the idiom "lol" which I have taken to be an indicator of a flighty, pre-pubescant mindset.

Geoff Barbour is public enemy #1. He has been kind enough to confess to me (under methods consistent with the Geneva Convention, I assure you) that Paige, Sharpton (AKA "The Reverend Al", "Sharptor", "Adam West", "Adam West-erano" "Sharptiano" and "Conan") and Melby (AKA "Stud") are also enemies of the intelligent electronic expression of thought.

If you happen to communicate with these or any other parties and they use retarded AOL-speak or just pre-teen babble, be kind enough to grouch at them for the sake of our language.

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at February 2, 2005 01:15 PM | TrackBack
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I resent being included in this block of offenders. I use said acronym only in such cases that I am, in fact, "Laughing Out Loud". Otherwise I use other expressions of amusement. And I am also trying to pull away from said instant messenger expression. That is my case. I am most decidely not an enemy of intelligent thought, espcially in my realm of taste, the World Wide Web.

Posted by: Knight's Disciple at February 2, 2005 02:51 PM

You forgot "Shapton" . . .

Posted by: Scott at February 2, 2005 03:33 PM

hey now. leave the sick one alone. :p i can lol if i durn well please.

Posted by: Paigels at February 2, 2005 10:36 PM

I'll join the Jihad against Inanity in Digital Communication! Heck, I'll even make a banner for it!

Posted by: Paul at February 3, 2005 09:39 PM

You messed up the links.

Posted by: Sharon at February 6, 2005 11:28 PM
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