I would like to thank Ma Hoyt for sending me a birthday card with a license to cause trouble... specifically to "Do Evil." I think everyone around here would like to join me in thanking her for such a gracious push in the right direction. I feel truly inspired to go wreak havoc.
Posted by Vengeful Cynic at December 3, 2004 04:45 PM | TrackBackYou slacker!! You didnt link Ardiths Mom...
Posted by: Vaquero at December 5, 2004 12:54 PM*pounds head with fists*
"no, No, NO!"
*crosses "Reverse Psychology" off list*
Posted by: Ma Hoyt at December 5, 2004 07:33 PMUhhh, yyyyyeah . . . I'm gonna have to go with a "duh" on that one. Attempting Reverse Psychology on Scholl is about as effective as punishing Ardith by sending her to her room . . . with a computer and a stack of Asimov novels in the corner.
Runner-up Schollish Euphemism (from the Scholl): "As effective as punishing a masochist with a slap on the wrist"
Runner-up Schollish Euphemism (from the generator): "As effective as a dying jellyfish with a spoon"
Posted by: Blame Jared at December 6, 2004 01:19 AM*sniff* It makes a writer proud to see his little generator playing with the big boys...
Posted by: gallagher at December 6, 2004 01:39 AM"....makes a writer proud...."
Is that supposed to be YOU, Gallagher?
The one who has't posted since NOVEMBER 3RD?!?!
(not that I'm keeping track, or anything)
That would be "writer" as in programmer, actually. Gallagher wrote the Scholl Euphemism Generator, which provides great entertainment.
Posted by: Wilson at December 7, 2004 01:05 AM