So yeah... Randy, Wheeler, Anna, Ardith, Lily and myself played Anti-Monopoly tonight. We had to coerce Wheeler, but in the end he played and enjoyed himself.
I'll make a more complete post about this sometime in the morning, but here are some quotes that I recorded during the course of the game:
"It's like being tickled when you have to pee... it just doesn't work!"
-Anna
Cynic: It's a mob run by women!
Lily: It doesn't matter, we have fun... and we bake!
Wheeler: You took my last dollar Lily!
Lily: Good! I'll spend it on whores!
"We're the ones paying for it... of course we know what's going on [in Ardith's Houses of Ill Repute]!"
-Wheeler
Ardith: Yes! I exist to cause you pain and suffering in this life!
Wheeler: That's kind of pathetic really...
"I heap loathing on top of your self-loathing!"
-Wheeler