January 29, 2004

This Just In!

Toad: "[Cynic], did you know that closing an umbrella inside damns you eternally to hell? It's part of our new religion... we just made it up."
Ziggy: "Yeah, quick... make a website about it!"

Alright guys... so am I safe from the fires of hell?

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at January 29, 2004 05:25 PM | TrackBack