October 02, 2003

Martinez: Best Emailer Ever!

This is the best end of an email ever:

(Please make checks payable to Adam Martinez; he is not responsible for lost or bounced checks, death of delivery persons, the common cold, Al Gore, call waiting, IT, Saga, [The Cynic] or anything he says, Rejected Cartoons, expired milk, pipe bombs, homework, anything stupid that the Guatemalan says *dodges hammer*, triple integrals, snipe hunts, exploitation of the working classes, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, small rodents, killer rabbits, the French, Rigoberta Menchu, the Judge, Communism, rascalism, cronyism, nepotism, any-other-ism, the choreography and "Inspiration" of the white-robed order, "Blocked by LetNet", Miracle Baskets/Seed Faith, "fuzzy studies", happy quotes, references to pi, Moore's insatiable appetite for edible matter, or any offense you may have received from reading this paragraph. He is, however, completely responsible for various and sundry bad puns (and the occasional good one). As for the rest, blame Jared *dodges hammer again*.)

And the man is still resisting starting up a blog of his own. It's utter foolishness I tell you. Blame Jared.

Posted by Vengeful Cynic at October 2, 2003 08:57 AM