October 04, 2004

The Cure for Rainy Monday Mornings

I woke up in our recliner, TOKAR, at about 8:30 this morning, and the apartment was uncharacteristically dim. Suddenly, a peal of thunder sounded from outside. Peering groggily out through the blinds, I could see rain falling lightly from a heavily overcast sky. I rolled over and went back to sleep.

When Gallagher woke me about an hour and a half later to go to chapel, everything looked more or less the same, and I informed him (very eloquently, I'm sure) that I would not be attending. Then I went back to sleep again.

I woke up again, about an hour later I think, to the sound of more thunder outside. As I buried myself deeper under the warm blankets the clouds thundered twice more in rapid succession. Then the noise from outside subsided once more into the gentle pattering of raindrops. I allowed the sound to lull me back to sleep.

When I finally got up at about 1:30 (with plenty of time to find some lunch and still make it to my 2:35 class) I realized that it has been a long time indeed since I felt so content with a pleasant night's/morning's rest. Few things make sleep as satisfying as the knowledge that the alternative involves getting up and tromping around in the cold and the wet and sitting in an uncomfortable chair in class or chapel listening to someone drone . . .

You should know, however, that I did not do what I did this morning only for myself. I did it for all people everywhere, glorying in my blissful rest all the more knowing that you would love to have been where I was. You, for whatever reason, were unable to sleep in, and so I did it for you.

I extended my weekend and napped in a recliner under warm blankets all morning for you, dear reader.

You're welcome.

Posted by Jared at October 4, 2004 04:13 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Wheeler, you were so eloquent that I was just amazed by the splendor of your oratory. In fact, I remember asking to hear your eloquent response no less than three times. Yes, it was that eloquent.

And no, there are no sarcastic people at LeTourneau.

Posted by: gallagher at October 4, 2004 04:35 PM

Wheeler, that kind of generosity will get you killed. Don't push it.

Posted by: Martinez at October 4, 2004 04:38 PM

Correction: That kind of generosity and proclaiming said generosity will get you killed.

Posted by: Martinez at October 4, 2004 04:39 PM

Dude, I hate you. So not fair. I just hope that one day that whatever you're sleeping on eats you!

Posted by: Doug Lewis at October 4, 2004 04:41 PM

I'm pretty sure that making others bitter about your generosity and beating them over the head with it secures you a place in some region of hell where you are condemned to be alone outside in the cold rain while your friends are asleep inside.

Posted by: Vengeful Cynic at October 6, 2004 02:15 PM

see above...add listening to rap or a sociology lecture...

Posted by: Fry at October 6, 2004 03:38 PM
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