March 28, 2004
"When Great Minds Collide," or "Ker-splat!"
So, I'm digging through My Documents because it contains about 5,500 files and it's taking up over 11 Gb and I thought a little spring cleaning might be in order. You never know what I might have saved on here for no reason in particular. And I found the following saved AIM conversation that I had with Wilson a few months back during missions emphasis week. I had just been to see that "Behind the Sun" movie, or whatever-the-heck it was called. Wow. Observe . . .
Wheeler: Well, I'm back
Wilson: He's back!
Wheeler: :-D
Wilson: He's smiling!
Wheeler: lol
Wilson: He's laughing out loud!
Wheeler: Ha!!! so predictable . . .
Wilson: He's predictable!
Wheeler: d'oh!
Wilson: He's Homer Simpson!
Wheeler: *is still laughing*
Wilson: He's still laughing!
Wheeler: Anyway, did you hear about the things and the stuff?
Wilson: He's asking a question!
Wilson: No.
*insert random discussion of how I got in to see the movie*
Wheeler: *shrugs*
Wilson: He's shrugging!
Wheeler: heh
Wilson: He's scoffing!
Wheeler: The movie really was decent (although we made fun of it throughout)
Wilson: He's being charitable!
Wheeler: quite
*brief discussion of the movie itself*
Wheeler: Bah. Christian movies
Wilson: Bah.
Wheeler: He's a sheep!
Wilson: He's not very perceptive!
Wheeler: touche
Wilson: He's French!
Wheeler: He's about to meet an unfortunate end!
Wilson: He's threatening me!
Wheeler: Straight up!
Wilson: He's describing the methods he will use!
Wheeler: *is confused*
Wheeler: *doesn't want to know*
Wilson: He's confused!
Wilson: He's naive!
Wheeler: He's having it made too easy for him!
Wilson: He's being a spoil-sport!
Wheeler: Me?! Never . . . I'm making it easy for you!
Wilson: He's being easy!
Wheeler: See?!?!?!?!
Wilson: He's asking me about my visual skills!
Wheeler: My point has been most effectively made . . .
Wilson: He's sharpening points!
Wilson: He's a swordsmith!
Wilson: He's an armorer!
Wilson: He's a knife sharpener!
Wilson: He's a pencil sharpener!
Wheeler: Are you quite done?
Wilson: He's impatient!
Wheeler: He's impetuous!
Wilson: He's accusatory!
Wheeler: He's defensive!
Wilson: He's offensive!
Wheeler: He's got no case!
Wilson: He's one to talk!
Wheeler: He's being random!
Wilson: He's being petty!
Wheeler: He's being ugly! (Wait, you said "petty")
Wilson: He's being deaf!
Wheeler: He's being tech-impaired! (One doesn't hear through this medium . . .)
Wilson: He's pedantic!
Wheeler: He's contentious!
Wilson: He's annoying!
Wheeler: He's a pest!
Wilson: He should know!
Wheeler: He's using cheap tactics again!
Wilson: He fancies himself a tactician!
Wilson: (Or an economist!)
Wheeler: He's using a fancy form of "I know you are but what am I?"!
Wilson: He's not capitalizing or spacing!
Wilson: He's being verbose!
Wheeler: He's not!
Wilson: He's pathetic!
Wheeler: *Drat, I was so sure we'd done that one already*
Wilson: He's dejected!
Wheeler: He's right!
Wilson: Well, I need to get some work done.
Wilson: On that note...
Wheeler: He needs to get some work done!
Wheeler: j/k
Wheeler: talk to you later
Wilson: OK.
So much fun . . .