January 22, 2004
The Titleist
Due to one of the many fleeting topics of conversation we entertained at dinner this evening, I thought it would be a grand idea to post these things that have been sitting on my computer for quite some time now. They're all real titles of Country-Western songs . . . Read 'em and weep.
"I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight"
"Dog Poop On the Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used to Be"
"I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even"
"She's Looking Better After Every Beer"
"I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win"
"I Ain't Gone to Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With a Few"
"If I'd Shot You When I Wanted to, I'd Be Out of the Pen by Now"
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
"I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"
"Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"I Fell in a Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me"
"I Wanna Whip Your Cow"
"I'm Just a Bug On the Windshield of Life"
"If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"
"Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"
"You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too"
"You Were Only a Splinter In My Ass as I Slid Down the Bannister of Life"
"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
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