December 09, 2003


Who comes up with these headlines?
(Intentionally misinterpreted)

U.S. Repulses 2 Suicide Bombers in Iraq
Well, I'm glad to know that we aren't pleasing the suicide bombers.

Schwarzenegger Won't Conduct Own Probe
Good. Nice to know that he won't be probing himself in office.

Feds Describe Deceptive Weight-Loss Ads
Angry about losing their hard-earned money, politicians take a stand against corrupt weight-loss agencies.

Tough Times for Santa in Snowless Lapland
Replace "tough" with a synonym and we have an instant Christmas-themed porn title.

Posted by Randy at December 9, 2003 12:03 PM