Here are some good ones.
"That's my girl, but that ain't my truck."
"I love my wife, but I love to fish."
"I've never seen tires on a truck this high."
"I hate her, I'll think of a reason later."
"Its five o'clock somewhere."
"Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
"Working all week to put beer on the table."
What's not to love?Posted by Moore at March 11, 2010 09:14 PM