June 18, 2008

Professorial Wisdom

Here's another batch of quotes from my most excellent book. Most of these are from professors we love... so for their sakes, most names are left out. I'm sure many of you will know who said it.

"I went to the Doctor this morning and he gave me more drugs... they make me wierd."

"You just had to be in Germany to understand this. These people are all walking around like a forest."

"I have a theory, Doctor Solganick!" - Sharpton
"Its about time." - Dr. Solganick

"If you love children but don't want to be a mother yet, this is a great opportunity." - Isaiah Koh

"They showed me the Hamster Dance. The corrupted me!"

"That's why I previewed it, because I thought they were going to get it on... the flesh is willing, but the spirit is weak."

"I don't think Russians should be allowed to be romantic." - Wilson

"I'll call on all of the women first, because they understand me."
"Who is is a women?"

[To Wheeler] "You want to get in with the women?"

"It was sticky, but I was singing." - FBC Pastor

"My poor younger sister, she's still in therapy."

"It has a rather racy reputation. But settle down, its not as good as you thought."

"There's an honest-to-goodness freak in it. Ahhhh Yes!"

"Hahahaha! Not quite perfect." - Dr. Erickstadt, upon passing out homework

"There's another way to look at it, a tortured, perverted approach." - Dr. Erickstadt


There's plenty of more good stuff to be had, but I wouldn't want to expend my easy posting content all at once. So enjoy the fun, and be sure to speculate on the un-specified posters if you think you know who it is.

Posted by Moore at June 18, 2008 11:52 AM