The Blog: Hello Moore.
Self: Hello Blog.
The Blog: I haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been? Do you still love me?
Self: Of course I love you, I've just been busy.
The Blog: To busy to spend time with me? Aren't I important to you?
Self: Of course you're important to me. Why else would I have spent hours on you over the past year? It silly to think I don't love you.
The Blog: I'm not silly, I'm important. Besides, if you really thought I was silly you wouldn't pay attention to me.
Self: What? I do pay attention to you, it's just that I've had a lot to do. I've had tests, papers, and general Mayhem regarding the Mexico trip.
The Blog: Is the trip more important then I am? Don't I try hard to entertain you? Am I not good enough?
Self: That has nothing to do with this. You are important, and you're a very good blog. I just don't always have the time to do what I want to do.
The Blog: Then you don't love me. You have more important things.
Self: I give up. You don't make any sense.
Why is your blog a female?
Posted by: Blame Jared at March 6, 2004 03:53 AMand just how do you infer that he thinks his blog is a female?
Posted by: banana at March 6, 2004 03:51 PMWhen was the last time you heard a male send someone on a guilt trip by saying, "You don't love me"?
Posted by: Wilson at March 7, 2004 12:42 AMYep,
Your blog is female and you love it more than me!!! Your blog is more important than me!!! I-I-I am gonna go cry... (ran to my bed and spent three hours crying)
Luckily, I've ever only heard that from my little brother. and there's only a few other situations I could hear a guy saying that...
Posted by: banana at March 7, 2004 01:21 AMMoore's blog is obviously neither inanimate nor male. What choice does that leave us?
Posted by: Vengeful Cynic at March 7, 2004 04:20 PMi still don't see how anyone has proved this blog not to be male.
Posted by: banana at March 7, 2004 05:59 PMCongratulations, Anna. You, too, have proved yourself to be a female. I, for one, wasn't harboring any real doubts, but . . . there it is.
Posted by: Blame Jared at March 7, 2004 07:14 PMWow, a thinly veild metaphor!
Cool...
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