The Blog: Hello Moore.
Self: Hello Blog.
The Blog: I haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been? Do you still love me?
Self: Of course I love you, I've just been busy.
The Blog: To busy to spend time with me? Aren't I important to you?
Self: Of course you're important to me. Why else would I have spent hours on you over the past year? It silly to think I don't love you.
The Blog: I'm not silly, I'm important. Besides, if you really thought I was silly you wouldn't pay attention to me.
Self: What? I do pay attention to you, it's just that I've had a lot to do. I've had tests, papers, and general Mayhem regarding the Mexico trip.
The Blog: Is the trip more important then I am? Don't I try hard to entertain you? Am I not good enough?
Self: That has nothing to do with this. You are important, and you're a very good blog. I just don't always have the time to do what I want to do.
The Blog: Then you don't love me. You have more important things.
Self: I give up. You don't make any sense.