Other than all the frazzlements of the week:
#1 Teacher: You're getting new seating charts and you will abide by it while the sub is here.
Student: But I like my Seat!!
Teacher: But your seat doesn't like you.
#2 Student: My calculator is on crack!
Teacher: The calculator is on crack only if the user is on crack.
#3 This is the best, really, I almost had to leave the classroom to laugh and laugh and laugh...
Teacher: So you have to remember that with slope, the y change is on the top.
*working examples*
Student: This reminds me of reproductive systems.
"blink blink" Class and Teacher look strangely at Student.
Random Pondering from other students: I guess with putting the ys together...
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Student: yeah, just remember that y is always on the top!
after many giggles, Teacher informs class that she'll be disappointed if they ever forget that with slope, y is on the top. she has to quickly finish examples because she can't ask "now what's on top?" anymore without giggles from all...
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