August 09, 2004

Mervynic Quotes

Several good quotes have surfaced in the last week or so. If you want context, leave a comment and I'll explain it.

"One shouldn't hump air." --Rachel.

"Well, he does have a scar, but that's not what it's from. His momma ran over his head." --Some woman, in passing.

"Of course it does. That's the reflexitive property of feeling. *pause* Reflexitive? I need to go hang myself; I'm an idiot." --The Gallagher.

"You stand right there. Now you have no reason to be touching anybody else's panties." --Another woman, to her son.

I suppose I'll rant and rave about the horrors of tax-free weekend at another time. Until then.

Posted by Gallagher at August 9, 2004 11:46 AM