Wanted: Sanity and a Larger Monitor http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/ en-us 2009-05-03T14:49:52-06:00 It's Going To Be A Busy Summer... http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006492.html ...mostly since I've set myself up to plan a wedding by the middle of September. Mine, that is. XD Justin Betz, my very good friend of taking-me-to-the-emergency-room fame and I are getting married. I, uh, will work on having more... Ardith 2009-05-03T14:49:52-06:00 How To Fail At Referencing History http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006463.html Apparently I need to post something this year. Anywho, not too long ago, here in the metropolis of Cedar Rapids, there was a vote on a local-option sales tax for flood relief. Just before the vote, there was a small... Ardith 2009-03-10T17:37:22-06:00 An Update On The Civic-Mindedness Of Ardith Hoyt http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006409.html I have voted. That is all.... Ardith 2008-11-04T16:18:50-06:00 Update http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006404.html I went back to the doctor today, and found out that my platelet level is up to 101,000, which is getting close to normal, which is awesome. The hematologist also said I apparently have mono. It seems they decided to... Ardith 2008-10-16T17:27:39-06:00 In Which Ardith Spends The Night At The Hospital http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006400.html D'oh. The first version of this got erased when I was being dumb and wrote it in a browser window which died. Commencing Take 2 in a separate editor... As some of you who read my mother's blog may have... Ardith 2008-10-09T17:12:02-06:00 Today Is A Momentous Day http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006393.html It has come to my attention that I am, in fact, running for President. I promise ponies for all, and would like everyone to know that I will not, 10 minutes after my swearing-in, immediately order airstrikes on Zanzibar. This... Ardith 2008-10-02T16:53:20-06:00 Glee http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006334.html August 27th, I'm getting my braces out. Finally. I'm rather excited.... Ardith 2008-07-31T17:03:53-06:00 More Politics, Now With Footnotes! http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006327.html This article gives some outside verification to what I had previously suspected1, namely that the Republican party in Iowa has changed considerably: Grassley won't be GOP delegate So, what's the big deal, you say? The big deal is that back... Ardith 2008-07-24T18:10:57-06:00 Quotes And Paraphrases http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006275.html Today, in lieu of having really anything to write, I bring you the most entertaining bits of the Republican Iowa 2nd District Convention. Which, incidentally, will probably serve to be the reason I skip out on the state convention, if... Ardith 2008-05-16T21:05:15-06:00 The Linn County GOP Convention, or Why People In Groups Frighten Me http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006252.html On March 8th, I spent all morning and afternoon sitting in a metal folding chair, watching the slow, steady trickle of insanity take over a room full of people. I went to the Linn County Republican Convention. Initial impressions first:... Ardith 2008-03-12T23:07:58-06:00 The Illogic, It Hurtses! http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006242.html I ran across this a few days ago, and forgot to post it until now: Did terrorists cause the housing mess? Yeesssss. Clearly, without any terrorist attack, the US economy would have never have had any problems. I expect a... Ardith 2008-02-19T20:41:05-06:00 Caucus http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006222.html Welp, another even year, another caucus. Personally, my small contribution was a rousing success. They might love me now as the bright young thing who actually put some effort* into this thing, but I suspect there'll be less happiness come... Ardith 2008-01-03T22:09:37-06:00 Oscar The Grouch Was Always My Favorite http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006208.html As a way of inaugurating my own week-long vacation, I bring you the news that the first two seasons of Sesame Street are no longer considered fit for small children. Enjoy.... Ardith 2007-11-19T09:47:00-06:00 Open Season On Political Ads http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006184.html Mitt Romney's new 'Jihad' ad made me want to simultaneously tear my hair out and throw the remote at the tv. This would have a) hurt, and b) cost me money, so I decided against it. Instead, for your amusement,... Ardith 2007-10-12T20:57:57-06:00 Finally, A Place For The Piranhas http://www.shadowcouncil.org/ardith/archives/006182.html I need 1.5 million dollars. Why? To buy my own Titan 1 missile base, of course! The possibilities, they are mind-boggling.... Ardith 2007-10-10T20:35:06-06:00