October 02, 2008

Today Is A Momentous Day

It has come to my attention that I am, in fact, running for President.

I promise ponies for all, and would like everyone to know that I will not, 10 minutes after my swearing-in, immediately order airstrikes on Zanzibar. This is a solemn promise, and I always tell the truth.

Also, I am better at hunting meese than Sarah Palin. And more generically awesome than anyone from either main party. My middle name is Awesome.

In slightly less exciting news, I have bought a new laptop on Ebay which will, theoretically, increase the chances of observing exciting, television-induced blogging at this site. I did it because my old one was dying, and I wanted a new one anyway. It's a Lenovo Thinkpad X60s, for the curious.

Posted by Ardith at October 2, 2008 04:53 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Great. Now I have to choose between Ron Paul, myself or my daughter.

Incidentally, does your new laptop take pictures of you sans braces?

Posted by: votre chère maman at October 3, 2008 08:56 AM

How on earth did that person ever get your name? Better make sure she doesn't have the middle one too.

I would vote for you, except I don't think a presidential candidate should promise free ponies - unless you're paying for them before you get elected and thus don't use your presidential pay (which probably comes right out of our taxes) to do it.

Posted by: Sharon at October 3, 2008 11:17 AM

Yes, your inquiring constituents want to know if former announcements concerning braces were merely a publicity move. Do you intend to have other appearance enhancing medical procedures performed?
Gratz on the new laptop.

Posted by: Ziggy at October 9, 2008 02:42 PM

That's just cruel! My thoughts were filled with the inspirational thought of voting for you ... And then I remembered that there's no way you're thirty-five yet. Is there no hope for this land?

Posted by: Leatherwood at October 22, 2008 03:20 PM

The thought which fills all other thoughts - vote for Ardith A(wesome) Hoyt! In about ten years.

Posted by: Sharon at October 25, 2008 12:22 AM
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