It has come to my attention that I am, in fact, running for President.
I promise ponies for all, and would like everyone to know that I will not, 10 minutes after my swearing-in, immediately order airstrikes on Zanzibar. This is a solemn promise, and I always tell the truth.
Also, I am better at hunting meese than Sarah Palin. And more generically awesome than anyone from either main party. My middle name is Awesome.
In slightly less exciting news, I have bought a new laptop on Ebay which will, theoretically, increase the chances of observing exciting, television-induced blogging at this site. I did it because my old one was dying, and I wanted a new one anyway. It's a Lenovo Thinkpad X60s, for the curious.
Posted by Ardith at October 2, 2008 04:53 PM | TrackBackGreat. Now I have to choose between Ron Paul, myself or my daughter.
Incidentally, does your new laptop take pictures of you sans braces?
Posted by: votre chère maman at October 3, 2008 08:56 AMHow on earth did that person ever get your name? Better make sure she doesn't have the middle one too.
I would vote for you, except I don't think a presidential candidate should promise free ponies - unless you're paying for them before you get elected and thus don't use your presidential pay (which probably comes right out of our taxes) to do it.
Posted by: Sharon at October 3, 2008 11:17 AMYes, your inquiring constituents want to know if former announcements concerning braces were merely a publicity move. Do you intend to have other appearance enhancing medical procedures performed?
Gratz on the new laptop.
That's just cruel! My thoughts were filled with the inspirational thought of voting for you ... And then I remembered that there's no way you're thirty-five yet. Is there no hope for this land?
Posted by: Leatherwood at October 22, 2008 03:20 PMThe thought which fills all other thoughts - vote for Ardith A(wesome) Hoyt! In about ten years.
Posted by: Sharon at October 25, 2008 12:22 AM