October 02, 2008

Today Is A Momentous Day

It has come to my attention that I am, in fact, running for President.

I promise ponies for all, and would like everyone to know that I will not, 10 minutes after my swearing-in, immediately order airstrikes on Zanzibar. This is a solemn promise, and I always tell the truth.

Also, I am better at hunting meese than Sarah Palin. And more generically awesome than anyone from either main party. My middle name is Awesome.

In slightly less exciting news, I have bought a new laptop on Ebay which will, theoretically, increase the chances of observing exciting, television-induced blogging at this site. I did it because my old one was dying, and I wanted a new one anyway. It's a Lenovo Thinkpad X60s, for the curious.

Posted by Ardith at October 2, 2008 04:53 PM | TrackBack