So, I was sitting in class today, being the productive, intelligent student that everyone knows and loves, when I happened to overhear a few good quotes.
In Electronics II:
"You're not just going through life doing homework and eating pancakes."
--Dr. Leiffer.
In Biblical Literature:
"Not many people wanted to go across the Arabian Desert, because they usually died about halfway across."
thus:
"Two points make a straight line, unless the line goes across the Arabian Desert."
--both by Dr. Hummel