December 29, 2003

In Which Ardith Watches a New TV Show

Having seen Walker Texas Ranger for the first time ever tonight, I'm now going to give you my reactions:

A. If I could kick like that, I'd be in LA doing some corny kung fu show for the WB.

B. Everyone wears a cowboy hat in Texas. Especially people who drive 18-wheelers and rustle cattle.

C. Cattle rustlers still change brands when stealing cattle.

D. The good guy always drives a huge silver pickup. Obvious throwback to when the good guy always rode a horse named 'Silver'.

E. The guy with the black cowboy hat is the bad guy. I picked this out at the beginning of the episode.

F. Thus, I am obviously psychic. You will all bow in fear and trembling.

Posted by Ardith at December 29, 2003 12:36 AM